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50 Bizarre Inventions We’d Love To See On The Dragons Den

When watching some of the pitches made on Dragons Den it’s fairly clear that when an inventor really believes in their product they will toss all sense, logic and reasoning aside and invest vast amounts of money in order to get their product to market.

For every good product pitched there seems to be 10 shite ones but none of them are as awful and bizarre as this lot. Here are the top 50 useless inventions that we would love to see in the Den sometime.

50. The Radio Hat

Radio-Hat

49. The Radio Pram

Pram-Radio

48. Chopsticks Fan

Noodle-Fan

47. Multi Cigarette Holder

Multi-Cigarette-Smoker

46. The Lady’s Lap Pillow

Lady's-Lap-Pillow

45. The Max Factor Hangover Mask

Hangover-Mask

44. Hair Protector For Noodle Eaters

Hair-Guard

43. Goldfish Training Kit

Fish-Training-Kit

42. The Turkey Roaster

External-Turkey-Roaster

41. Milky Boobs For Men

Man Boobs

40. Cigarette Holder For Two

Cigarette-Holder-For-Two

39. Ear Dryer

Ear-Dryer

38. Curved Barrel Machine Gun

Curved-Barrell-Machine-Gun

37. The Mans Arm Pillow

Cuddle-Pillow

36. Diet Water

Diet-Water

35. The Electro Smile Training Kit

Electro-Smile

34. Cigarette Holder With Umbrella

Cigarette-Protector

33. Portable Chin Rest

Portable-Chin-Rest

32. Motorised Surf Board

Motorised-Surfboard

31. Phone Answering Robot

Phone-Answering-Robot

Even though this robot’s only function was picking up the receiver (it couldn’t talk, take messages or hang up) I still want one

30. High Heel Flippers

High-Heel-Flippers

29. Ear Wax Cleaner With Camera

Ear-Wax-Camera

28. The Butter Stick

Butter-Stick

27. Can Holder

Can-Holder

26. The Car Exhaust Grill

Car-Exhaust-Grill

25. The Banana Holder

Banana-Holder

24. The Gas Proof Baby Pram

Baby-Gas-Pram

23. The Apartment Baby Cage

Baby-Cage-2

Baby-Cage

22. The Amphibious Bike

Amphibious-Bicycle

21. TV Glasses

TV-Glasses

20. The Baby Mop

The-Baby-Mop

19. The Dog Carrier

The-Dog-Sack

18. The Isolator

The-Isolator

17. The Tie Hold All

Tie-Organiser

16. Privacy Protector For Phones

Tech-Protector

15. Swiss Army Gardener’s Tool

Swiss-Army-Shovel

14. Head Holder For Sleeping On Trains

Subway-Sleep-Helmet

13. Solar Cigarette Lighter

Solar-Cigarette-Lighter

12. Automatic Sperm Extractor

Sperm-Extractor

11. Revolver Camera

The-Revolver-Camera

10. Lipstick Stencil

Lip-Stick-Guide

9. Fish Bowl Carrier

Portable-Fish-Tank

8. Remote Control Holder

Remote-Control-Holder

7. Rain & Snow Face Protector

Snow-&-Rain-Face-Protector

6. Sex Doll For Dogs

Sex-Doll-For-Dogs

5. Dog Arsehole Covers

Animal-Ass-Covers

4. DVD Rewinder

DVD-Rewinder

3. Shape Horny Remover

Horny-Remover

2. Masturbation Kit

Masturbation-Kit

1 Prostate Gland Warmer

Prostate-Gland-Warmer

If the prostate gland warmer isn’t enough to frighten you to your very core, check out how racist, sexist and downright creepy our ancestors were with The 60 Weirdest Vintage Ads Of All Time or The 90 Most Ridiculous Books Ever Published

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